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It is really miraculous how athletic the BBWs become during a sex session. An average BBW pussy is more juicy than a huge exotic orange and hotter than a Microwave Oven put at the highest temperature, and it is a well-known fact among the BBW lovers (fuckers).

There is this BBW wife of one of my good friends, who would feel pain in her spine the next day of having anal sex with my friend or other guys, whom they regular meet using Swinger websites. If you don’t know what a Swinger or Swinger Sex is, just watch one of the Czech wife swap videos and know for yourself.

I don’t know if you know this already that listening to the rock music for over an hour a day and receiving tan for 2 hours a day, at least 5 days a week, increases sexual stamina by about 60%. No wonder why so many sex-crazed serial killers listened to the rock music all the time and the notorious serial/contract killer – Richard Kuklinski was often found taking a sun tan at the coastal city nearby his town.

I personally love taking a tan at the Gyeongnam Beach in South Korea and after my sun-tan session is over, I go to a nearby Gyeongnam Massage Branch for some memorable adult entertainment which is as much fun as chatting to one of the hottest women on world of sex cams.

Last time, I met this marvel of a masseuse at a Gyeongnam massage parlour. She was a scientist, model, a Youtuber and a masseuse, all at once. A 3-hour massage session with her didn’t cost me as much as you would think and it was perhaps the best time of my life. I can’t wait to go back to her again.

Only if the Western Women were as committed to their marriage as those Voluptuous Asian MILFs



Reginald Alston from Bakersfield, California, is a top divorce lawyer, who says that one of the biggest reasons for divorce has always been the man forcing his wife for sodomy in a drunken state. He adds that only if the Western women were as obeying and committed to their husband as their Asian MILF counterparts.

Reginald writes on his blog that he does his best to avoid women. He claims to have read every possible book that he could find on the subject and some of those he read more than once. He says the problem is that he is not the one inviting those women around himself. it’s his friends, neighbours, colleagues, brothers, cousins, and he can’t really come out and say that he is part of a cult called r/semenretention, so he just tries to keep the things moving, but claims that due to his Semen Retention magnetism, those women end up talking to him even though he doesn’t directly begin talking with them. He brags that he is the life of the party type as he always brings up interesting topics when in groups of people, the girls then end up gravitating to him and joining his conversations, asking him questions, trying to get him to start talking, which once he does, ends up in a fucking session.

Reginald brags that it only takes 2 hours for a random girl to get ready to have sex with him. He always uses the protection even though he doesn’t like it.

Women preferred Big and Aesthetic Cocks for a Blowjob even when the Kamasutra was written



Tanya Laverty from Essex, Massachusetts, is a sex blogger, who writes on her blog that more married couple meet each other on Omegle than the Facebook.

Tanya claims to have studied the case of Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky very well. She writes on her blog that Bill Clinton didn’t enjoy Monica Lewinsky all alone but he also did favor to his friends that were blessed down there whom he knew since the college days and Monica delighted in giving them all big cock blowjob.

Tanya agrees with Indian Guru OSHO’s claim that the real cause of hysteria is ghosts having sex with an overly sexual woman who has repressed and suppressed her sexual desires greatly.

Tanya also believes that during the ancient times, the people from all across the globe, used to travel to India to learn the art of Kamasutra.

Tanya writes that the best thing about the current century is that the grannies were never so beautiful before. She further adds that one can verify it easily by watching the old shows and comparing the 50+ aged women in those shows to the modern day grannies.

Tanya believes that open marriages are the future and the institution of marriage will die if it ain’t for the open marriages.

Tanya believes that the world couldn’t have been what it is today if it weren’t for the World Association for Sexual Health (WAS) and their awards like a gold medal. She adds that this gold medal keeps the sexologists and other sex experts work so hard and so brilliantly and their work in the field if sexology is what has been giving people enough substance for a happy sex life and it goes without saying that a happy sex life = happy society.

A New Sexual Revolution Each Year Has Been Making It Easier To Meet Random Sexy Women



Jim Lawson from North Dakota, lived in UAE for 5 years and the only Arabic word that he learnt while living there was ‘Habibi’. He calls his wife – Terra, habibi all the time and she loves him for that.

Both Jim and Terra believe that the real sexual revolution started with free internet porn. They both say that all the so-called sexual revolutions that took place before didn’t do much.

Terra is a career woman and she is out abroad on a business trip for at least 6 months in a year. When she is not around, Jim regularly does meet sexy women. Last time when she was not in North Dakota, Jim dated a Half-Kashmiri, Half-Iranian Woman, he says she is the best fuck he has ever had.

Jim Lawson claims that Lauren Lake of Reality TV Show – Paternity Court is a relative of one of the most popular Black Pornstars of all times – Diamond Jackson, but there is no way that she is ever going to acknowledge this fact, although Diamond wants Lauren to do it.

Jim says that he is not impressed with the quality of passion for sex of the most modern American pornstars that joined the industry after the financial year 2015. He says before that, most pornstars used to be highly passionate for sex but since the porn became too mainstream and when we are living in the time when an ugly and non-passionate actress like Mia Khalifa happens to be the most popular pornstar for the past couple of years, what else can one expect.

Escort YouTuber claims Erection Increases Creativity in Men



Storm Adolphson is a huge fan of the motivational speaker, time management expert and author – Brian Tracy. Just 6 hours ago, she saw the one and only video of Brian Tracy getting interviewed by the popular Youtuber – Chalene Johnson. Storm never saw Brian speaking such a low tone before and his charisma and magnetism was completely down in that video, according to her; Storm attributes all this to Brian having an erection while giving the interview. She claims her clients when she used to work as an escort in South Goa, used to have the same tone while talking to her if they had an erection.

Storm herself is a Youtuber who is struggling to more views and subscribers. Storm works 3 different brief hourly wage jobs and she is really struggling to make it big online.

According to Storm, money is the greatest blessing for a human being. Storm wants to buy a Volvo S60 Cross Country so badly, currently she catches buses to go from one place to another, but she is certain that soon enough she will be driving her dream car, ‘a Volvo S60’.

Storm says that there is no such thing as good luck and being an atheist, she claims that spirit and soul are also just myths.

Storm is an atheist but she prefers Buddhism and Hinduism over Abrahamic religions any day. The first thing that Storm does after getting up is Yoga. She has been doing yoga for 90 minutes everyday for the past 15 months and she claims that her self-image has improved a lot since she started doing yoga.

Storm is a bachelor herself and her one and only sister – Terry is married to her high school sweetheart – Anthony. Terry has 2 beautiful kids, one son and one daughter, aged 7 and 9. Storm likes to visit her sister’s home on the weekends and play simple origami folding with her nephew and niece.

Ex-North Goa Escort loves to wear sexy cop dress and troll Chatango Chatrooms



Nikita Yamamoto loves to wear a sexy cop dress with her ass popping out of her shorts and wander around in the supermarkets just like she used to when she was a North Goa Escort. One of Nikita’s favorite hobbies is trolling catholic Christians all over the internet, she trolls them on the social media, she trolls them on slack, discord and chatango chatrooms.

Nikita loves protestants and Protestantism. Nikita supports sodomy, divorce and same gender marriage.

Nikita disagrees with the people who claim that the protestants look at the bible with a certain lense and not through the interpretation the author of each gospel, epistle, etc.

According to Nikita, Copts, Orthodox and Catholics have been misinterpreting the bible for centuries in accord to their political benefits and they blame protestants for everything wrong.

Nikita never forgets to get her dose of nostalgia each December with folding Christmas Origami and reliving the good old childhood days.

Nikita has been trying performing black magic for a while. She always misses out an ingredient or two while performing a magic ritual.

A couple of years ago an Indian celibate named Swami Sivananda received a lot of popularity after it was proven that he is the oldest human being alive on the planet. He was 120 years old back then, he must be around 122 now. He attributed his longevity to not eating spicy food at all, performing yoga everyday and last but not the least – Celibacy. Nikita claims that celibacy has nothing to do with longevity and Swami Sivananda is lucky that he didn’t get prostate or testicular cancer due to lifelong celibacy. She even doubts that Swami Sivananda has even been celibate throughout these 122 years.

Nikita is very much interested in Hinduism, not because of its morals, values and virtues, but for the different sects of magics that it contains. She is very much interested in Aghoras, Aghoris, Tantra, Black Magic and other occult practices practiced there.

Spiritual dude advertises his massage parlour on a radio and folds Christmas Origami with his nephews and nieces



Jules Toth recently made a trip to India and he was amazed to see people worshiping rivers, mountains, fire, almost everything that the Indian people come across – they worship it. Jules was scared all the time that these people don’t start worshiping him. They were all looking at him like they never saw a Foreigner before although Jules saw several other foreigners around as well. The girls were staring at Jules like crazy and that’s what made him hire a Foreign escort in Mumbai that very night.

Jules comprehends that the most valuable use of his time is to manage, administer and expand his business but he has been wasting the same lately in traveling and exploring different cultures, nations and traditions.

The Christmas season is on and while Jules’s nephews and nieces are not around with him yet, they soon will be and they will waste at least a couple of complete days of his folding Christmas Origami with him. Jules loves to be with his nephews and nieces but he has got tons of better things to do.

Jules owns a massage parlour in his country that has a very wide variety of masseuses. His main source of advertising are a couple of radio networks. He has been using the radio networks only to advertise his massage parlour for the past couple of years and it has never disappointed him. The ROI IS 2100% and that’s why he is not willing to advertise through any other medium. Radio advertising has got him forever or may be for as long as his massage parlour survives. He has real exotic chicks down in his massage parlour, he has those Hungarian, Jewish, Turkish, Libyan, Arabian, Serbian, Moldovan and Austrian chicks. I think he should rename his massage parlour to Ottoman Massage Centre going by the nationalities of the girls in his massage parlour.

Hypocrite Independent Indonesian Intelligence Agency founder makes regular trips to the Sexy Massage Parlours of Goa



Agus Nur from West Jakarta, Indonesia, recently built an intelligence agency whose members are required to be celibate, a rare thing among Muslims. He likes to keep his trips to Goa massage parlours, a secret among his followers and employees.

Although Agus likes to have fun with the Indian girls a lot, he doesn’t have much of positive things to say regarding the religion of Hinduism. He claims that Hinduism is one of the fakest religions, they go with the flow, which means that they change themselves with time and claim that it all has been taught in their religion, whereas it hasn’t been in reality.

Agus claims on his official blog that the rape threats on the internet have increased a lot since the villages of the Southeast Asia and Africa got internet connections. He claims that himself and all the members of his intelligence agency have been trying to combat such threats with all their power lately.

Agus believes that the religious leaders should not be given any respect at all while the business leaders should be given a lot of respect. It is really something rare to come out of an Indonesian mouth and I applaud the hypocrite Agus Nur for it.

Agus claims that he has the secret information that the Chevrolet has been putting a lot of pressure on the governments to name an Asteroid after it.

Agus claims to be personally familiar with several Rocket Scientists and he says that they all have one thing in common – they are all camera-shy.

Agus and his team have been trying to investigate the Talibanis who first gangraped and then killed an Afghan woman wearing skirt. He believes that he and his team are very near to come to the conclusion of it.

Agus believes that the disputed Province called Kashmir in the Indian subcontinent will soon be divided into three parts – Indian Kashmir, Pakistani Kashmir aka Azad (Free) Kashmir and Swarg Kashmir. He claims that the Pakistan will rename its area of Kashmir to Islampura as soon as they get the complete hold of it and the Swarg Kashmir would be a totally independent nation till the USA take over.

Agus believes in the theory given to the Muslims by the Sunni Islamic Scholar of Ancient Times – Ibn Asakir, that there is a planet completely made of gold and whoever finds that planet becomes eternally young and immortal.