Hypocrite Independent Indonesian Intelligence Agency founder makes regular trips to the Sexy Massage Parlours of Goa



Agus Nur from West Jakarta, Indonesia, recently built an intelligence agency whose members are required to be celibate, a rare thing among Muslims. He likes to keep his trips to Goa massage parlours, a secret among his followers and employees.

Although Agus likes to have fun with the Indian girls a lot, he doesn’t have much of positive things to say regarding the religion of Hinduism. He claims that Hinduism is one of the fakest religions, they go with the flow, which means that they change themselves with time and claim that it all has been taught in their religion, whereas it hasn’t been in reality.

Agus claims on his official blog that the rape threats on the internet have increased a lot since the villages of the Southeast Asia and Africa got internet connections. He claims that himself and all the members of his intelligence agency have been trying to combat such threats with all their power lately.

Agus believes that the religious leaders should not be given any respect at all while the business leaders should be given a lot of respect. It is really something rare to come out of an Indonesian mouth and I applaud the hypocrite Agus Nur for it.

Agus claims that he has the secret information that the Chevrolet has been putting a lot of pressure on the governments to name an Asteroid after it.

Agus claims to be personally familiar with several Rocket Scientists and he says that they all have one thing in common – they are all camera-shy.

Agus and his team have been trying to investigate the Talibanis who first gangraped and then killed an Afghan woman wearing skirt. He believes that he and his team are very near to come to the conclusion of it.

Agus believes that the disputed Province called Kashmir in the Indian subcontinent will soon be divided into three parts – Indian Kashmir, Pakistani Kashmir aka Azad (Free) Kashmir and Swarg Kashmir. He claims that the Pakistan will rename its area of Kashmir to Islampura as soon as they get the complete hold of it and the Swarg Kashmir would be a totally independent nation till the USA take over.

Agus believes in the theory given to the Muslims by the Sunni Islamic Scholar of Ancient Times – Ibn Asakir, that there is a planet completely made of gold and whoever finds that planet becomes eternally young and immortal.

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