Essex News Reporter Bought A Special Laptop Just To Play Korean Porn Flicks

Gabriel Sarv from Essex, England, is a Sex Blogger and News Reporter, who appreciates Korean women for they never forget to wear a lipstick before the love-making session. He writes they don’t care if their man likes it or not; They don’t care if their man hates the lipstick marks all over his body including his lips and the dick, and those flicks on koreanpornmovie.com are the proof.

When Gabriel was a teenager, a friend of his told him that nobody fucks as good as a woman who was raised in an orphanage. He followed this advice of his friend and dated and married none other than orphan Korean women. He says that was the best advice that he ever received.

Gabriel hates that women don’t wear as much jewellery anymore. He attributes it to the hormone lowering contraceptive pills, feminism and a few other causes for the same. He believes Adolf Hitler used to ask Eva Braun to wear as many jewellery she could whenever he was in the mood for some fucking.

Gabriel has been campaigning online for the popularization of the jewellery among the women belonging to every sexual orientation. He believes the women of the Asia, especially Korea, Japan and China, would be the first to embrace the jewellery, mainly bangles again.

Gabriel writes he is not much concerned with the women of the Indian Subcontinent, as the mentioned jewellery are already popular there.

Gabriel writes any American who says that Joe Biden will not be a good President will also tell his son-in-law that his daughter will not be a good wife.

Gabriel writes petroleum jelly is a very overrated sexual lubricant for the men, especially when it has been clinically proven again and again to be harmful for the penile skin health. He suspects the manufacturers of petroleum jelly pay the journalists and their bosses a good sum of money to hide the side-effects of petroleum jelly on penile health.

Leave a Comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *