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Those Vixen Studio Goddesses Apply Jasmine Oil To Their Pretty Pink Pussies Each Night Before Sleeping



Teresa Schuler from Medora, North Dakota, is a Physics Teacher and Sex Blogger, who always dresses up in white and that includes her undergarments as well.

Teresa is a bisexual woman who says that watching a short dude fucking a tall woman is more fun than watching vice versa.

Teresa writes each time she is forced to stay celibate due to the circumstances, gets into arguments all the time.

Teresa heatens up her butt plugs in the Microwave before using those whenever there is no man around to fuck her in the ass.

Teresa believes over 40% of the sexual sessions after 2040 will be threesomes, foursomes or orgies.

Teresa massages her pussy with Jasmine Oil everyday to keep it nice and fragrant.

Teresa has been working on inventing a technology that will mark the pussy red or green, according to the woman’s mood. She writes the technology is mainly targeted for the married couples so that they can have a sex as vigorous each time as you see in those vixen free porn videos.

Teresa claims a Tantric Guru from India once told her that there are evidences in the Hindu Scriptures conveying Hindu Goddesses used dildos as well, just their dildos used to be as big as missiles.

Teresa’s current boyfriend started working out 6 months ago. Working out has made his dick stiffer but has greatly reduced his libido and sexual stamina. She has to work too hard nowadays to get him in the mood.

Teresa believes the secret of evolution is hidden in the secret of ovulation.

Teresa married 2 different 6 footers twice in the past. Both got bored of sex within less than a year.

Bodybuilder Ghostwrites Step Mom Porn Stories And Refers To Step-Sex As ‘Sex in Paradise’



Evelyn Pena from Velva, North Dakota, is a Sex Blogger and Businesswoman, who claims that men who produce thicker but thinner precum mostly suffer with PE, the ones who produce thinner semen and thinner precum suffer with both ED and PE, the men who produce thick precum irrespective of how thick their semen is, are the real deal.

Evelyn is a bodybuilder whose forearms are thicker than those of her husband’s.

Evelyn claims to have partook in all sorts of fetishes that you can imagine including rimjob but she never took it all inside her mouth (deepthroat).

Evelyn claims she regularly sends storylines for free to major porn studios including BangBros, NaughtyAmerica, and Brazzers. Most of her storylines are incest based, mainly the half or step ones. So, the next time you watch step mom porn, say thanks to the ghostwriter Evelyn for it.

Evelyn lives right next to her parents. Her parents know it well what’s going on when she screams out loud. She says she finds it too hard to confront them the very next day.

Evelyn claims there are more asexual White Women in Cincinnati, Ohio, than any other US city, no wonder why so many men turn Catholic priests for life in Cincinnati, Ohio.

Evelyn writes for a woman, reading while laying down increases her sexual libido whereas reading while you are standing does the exact opposite.

Evelyn has been writing a sexual gospel for the past 19 months now, she is going to name it ‘Gospel of Sex in Paradise’. She claims it is going to be the best erotic read of all times.

Psychologist From ND Rubs Her Pussy Looking At Thai Porn Or Wojak Memes



Amreen Kaur from Bottineau, North Dakota, is a Psychologist by day and a Sex Blogger by night, who says that Black men may have more stamina, but it is the White cock that feels the best inside any of a woman’s holes. She adds a Black Cock is not much superior to a Big Black Dildo.

As a Sikh woman, Amreen feels that the sex positive aspects of the Guru Granth Sahib are too often misunderstood.

Amreen writes the most embarrassing moment for her life was when her husband found her rubbing her pussy to some Wojak memes.

Amreen Kaur’s husband always reports that her mouth feels so much better on the days when she is going through a menstrual cycle. He is a student of Psychology who believes Aristotle got more Poontang than any other Philosopher in the history.

As a Psychologist, Amreen keeps meeting some of the weirdest patients including this guy who came to her and said that he started noticing the side-effects of ejaculation during his teenage years. He told her that once he went to the college after ejaculating twice to the Thai Porn (ดูหนังโป๊) in the shower, felt dizzy for the rest of the day in the college and after coming back home.

He went to the extent of telling the Psychologist Amreen Kaur “Honestly, there’s something about celibacy/chastity/purity/brahmacharya/hardmode nofap, that makes you feel like you can take over the world.”

He also mentioned his fear of getting a wet dream. He mentioned that lusting after eGirls, reduces his chances of getting a wet dream and that’s why he is chasing those eGirls all the time.

It is Gyeongnam Happy Ending Massage vs World of Sex Cams



It is really miraculous how athletic the BBWs become during a sex session. An average BBW pussy is more juicy than a huge exotic orange and hotter than a Microwave Oven put at the highest temperature, and it is a well-known fact among the BBW lovers (fuckers).

There is this BBW wife of one of my good friends, who would feel pain in her spine the next day of having anal sex with my friend or other guys, whom they regular meet using Swinger websites. If you don’t know what a Swinger or Swinger Sex is, just watch one of the Czech wife swap videos and know for yourself.

I don’t know if you know this already that listening to the rock music for over an hour a day and receiving tan for 2 hours a day, at least 5 days a week, increases sexual stamina by about 60%. No wonder why so many sex-crazed serial killers listened to the rock music all the time and the notorious serial/contract killer – Richard Kuklinski was often found taking a sun tan at the coastal city nearby his town.

I personally love taking a tan at the Gyeongnam Beach in South Korea and after my sun-tan session is over, I go to a nearby Gyeongnam Massage Branch for some memorable adult entertainment which is as much fun as chatting to one of the hottest women on world of sex cams.

Last time, I met this marvel of a masseuse at a Gyeongnam massage parlour. She was a scientist, model, a Youtuber and a masseuse, all at once. A 3-hour massage session with her didn’t cost me as much as you would think and it was perhaps the best time of my life. I can’t wait to go back to her again.

Only if the Western Women were as committed to their marriage as those Voluptuous Asian MILFs



Reginald Alston from Bakersfield, California, is a top divorce lawyer, who says that one of the biggest reasons for divorce has always been the man forcing his wife for sodomy in a drunken state. He adds that only if the Western women were as obeying and committed to their husband as their Asian MILF counterparts.

Reginald writes on his blog that he does his best to avoid women. He claims to have read every possible book that he could find on the subject and some of those he read more than once. He says the problem is that he is not the one inviting those women around himself. it’s his friends, neighbours, colleagues, brothers, cousins, and he can’t really come out and say that he is part of a cult called r/semenretention, so he just tries to keep the things moving, but claims that due to his Semen Retention magnetism, those women end up talking to him even though he doesn’t directly begin talking with them. He brags that he is the life of the party type as he always brings up interesting topics when in groups of people, the girls then end up gravitating to him and joining his conversations, asking him questions, trying to get him to start talking, which once he does, ends up in a fucking session.

Reginald brags that it only takes 2 hours for a random girl to get ready to have sex with him. He always uses the protection even though he doesn’t like it.

Women preferred Big and Aesthetic Cocks for a Blowjob even when the Kamasutra was written



Tanya Laverty from Essex, Massachusetts, is a sex blogger, who writes on her blog that more married couple meet each other on Omegle than the Facebook.

Tanya claims to have studied the case of Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky very well. She writes on her blog that Bill Clinton didn’t enjoy Monica Lewinsky all alone but he also did favor to his friends that were blessed down there whom he knew since the college days and Monica delighted in giving them all big cock blowjob.

Tanya agrees with Indian Guru OSHO’s claim that the real cause of hysteria is ghosts having sex with an overly sexual woman who has repressed and suppressed her sexual desires greatly.

Tanya also believes that during the ancient times, the people from all across the globe, used to travel to India to learn the art of Kamasutra.

Tanya writes that the best thing about the current century is that the grannies were never so beautiful before. She further adds that one can verify it easily by watching the old shows and comparing the 50+ aged women in those shows to the modern day grannies.

Tanya believes that open marriages are the future and the institution of marriage will die if it ain’t for the open marriages.

Tanya believes that the world couldn’t have been what it is today if it weren’t for the World Association for Sexual Health (WAS) and their awards like a gold medal. She adds that this gold medal keeps the sexologists and other sex experts work so hard and so brilliantly and their work in the field if sexology is what has been giving people enough substance for a happy sex life and it goes without saying that a happy sex life = happy society.

A New Sexual Revolution Each Year Has Been Making It Easier To Meet Random Sexy Women



Jim Lawson from North Dakota, lived in UAE for 5 years and the only Arabic word that he learnt while living there was ‘Habibi’. He calls his wife – Terra, habibi all the time and she loves him for that.

Both Jim and Terra believe that the real sexual revolution started with free internet porn. They both say that all the so-called sexual revolutions that took place before didn’t do much.

Terra is a career woman and she is out abroad on a business trip for at least 6 months in a year. When she is not around, Jim regularly does meet sexy women. Last time when she was not in North Dakota, Jim dated a Half-Kashmiri, Half-Iranian Woman, he says she is the best fuck he has ever had.

Jim Lawson claims that Lauren Lake of Reality TV Show – Paternity Court is a relative of one of the most popular Black Pornstars of all times – Diamond Jackson, but there is no way that she is ever going to acknowledge this fact, although Diamond wants Lauren to do it.

Jim says that he is not impressed with the quality of passion for sex of the most modern American pornstars that joined the industry after the financial year 2015. He says before that, most pornstars used to be highly passionate for sex but since the porn became too mainstream and when we are living in the time when an ugly and non-passionate actress like Mia Khalifa happens to be the most popular pornstar for the past couple of years, what else can one expect.

Escort YouTuber claims Erection Increases Creativity in Men



Storm Adolphson is a huge fan of the motivational speaker, time management expert and author – Brian Tracy. Just 6 hours ago, she saw the one and only video of Brian Tracy getting interviewed by the popular Youtuber – Chalene Johnson. Storm never saw Brian speaking such a low tone before and his charisma and magnetism was completely down in that video, according to her; Storm attributes all this to Brian having an erection while giving the interview. She claims her clients when she used to work as an escort in South Goa, used to have the same tone while talking to her if they had an erection.

Storm herself is a Youtuber who is struggling to more views and subscribers. Storm works 3 different brief hourly wage jobs and she is really struggling to make it big online.

According to Storm, money is the greatest blessing for a human being. Storm wants to buy a Volvo S60 Cross Country so badly, currently she catches buses to go from one place to another, but she is certain that soon enough she will be driving her dream car, ‘a Volvo S60’.

Storm says that there is no such thing as good luck and being an atheist, she claims that spirit and soul are also just myths.

Storm is an atheist but she prefers Buddhism and Hinduism over Abrahamic religions any day. The first thing that Storm does after getting up is Yoga. She has been doing yoga for 90 minutes everyday for the past 15 months and she claims that her self-image has improved a lot since she started doing yoga.

Storm is a bachelor herself and her one and only sister – Terry is married to her high school sweetheart – Anthony. Terry has 2 beautiful kids, one son and one daughter, aged 7 and 9. Storm likes to visit her sister’s home on the weekends and play simple origami folding with her nephew and niece.

Ex-North Goa Escort loves to wear sexy cop dress and troll Chatango Chatrooms



Nikita Yamamoto loves to wear a sexy cop dress with her ass popping out of her shorts and wander around in the supermarkets just like she used to when she was a North Goa Escort. One of Nikita’s favorite hobbies is trolling catholic Christians all over the internet, she trolls them on the social media, she trolls them on slack, discord and chatango chatrooms.

Nikita loves protestants and Protestantism. Nikita supports sodomy, divorce and same gender marriage.

Nikita disagrees with the people who claim that the protestants look at the bible with a certain lense and not through the interpretation the author of each gospel, epistle, etc.

According to Nikita, Copts, Orthodox and Catholics have been misinterpreting the bible for centuries in accord to their political benefits and they blame protestants for everything wrong.

Nikita never forgets to get her dose of nostalgia each December with folding Christmas Origami and reliving the good old childhood days.

Nikita has been trying performing black magic for a while. She always misses out an ingredient or two while performing a magic ritual.

A couple of years ago an Indian celibate named Swami Sivananda received a lot of popularity after it was proven that he is the oldest human being alive on the planet. He was 120 years old back then, he must be around 122 now. He attributed his longevity to not eating spicy food at all, performing yoga everyday and last but not the least – Celibacy. Nikita claims that celibacy has nothing to do with longevity and Swami Sivananda is lucky that he didn’t get prostate or testicular cancer due to lifelong celibacy. She even doubts that Swami Sivananda has even been celibate throughout these 122 years.

Nikita is very much interested in Hinduism, not because of its morals, values and virtues, but for the different sects of magics that it contains. She is very much interested in Aghoras, Aghoris, Tantra, Black Magic and other occult practices practiced there.

Spiritual dude advertises his massage parlour on a radio and folds Christmas Origami with his nephews and nieces



Jules Toth recently made a trip to India and he was amazed to see people worshiping rivers, mountains, fire, almost everything that the Indian people come across – they worship it. Jules was scared all the time that these people don’t start worshiping him. They were all looking at him like they never saw a Foreigner before although Jules saw several other foreigners around as well. The girls were staring at Jules like crazy and that’s what made him hire a Foreign escort in Mumbai that very night.

Jules comprehends that the most valuable use of his time is to manage, administer and expand his business but he has been wasting the same lately in traveling and exploring different cultures, nations and traditions.

The Christmas season is on and while Jules’s nephews and nieces are not around with him yet, they soon will be and they will waste at least a couple of complete days of his folding Christmas Origami with him. Jules loves to be with his nephews and nieces but he has got tons of better things to do.

Jules owns a massage parlour in his country that has a very wide variety of masseuses. His main source of advertising are a couple of radio networks. He has been using the radio networks only to advertise his massage parlour for the past couple of years and it has never disappointed him. The ROI IS 2100% and that’s why he is not willing to advertise through any other medium. Radio advertising has got him forever or may be for as long as his massage parlour survives. He has real exotic chicks down in his massage parlour, he has those Hungarian, Jewish, Turkish, Libyan, Arabian, Serbian, Moldovan and Austrian chicks. I think he should rename his massage parlour to Ottoman Massage Centre going by the nationalities of the girls in his massage parlour.