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Ex-North Goa Escort loves to wear sexy cop dress and troll Chatango Chatrooms



Nikita Yamamoto loves to wear a sexy cop dress with her ass popping out of her shorts and wander around in the supermarkets just like she used to when she was a North Goa Escort. One of Nikita’s favorite hobbies is trolling catholic Christians all over the internet, she trolls them on the social media, she trolls them on slack, discord and chatango chatrooms.

Nikita loves protestants and Protestantism. Nikita supports sodomy, divorce and same gender marriage.

Nikita disagrees with the people who claim that the protestants look at the bible with a certain lense and not through the interpretation the author of each gospel, epistle, etc.

According to Nikita, Copts, Orthodox and Catholics have been misinterpreting the bible for centuries in accord to their political benefits and they blame protestants for everything wrong.

Nikita never forgets to get her dose of nostalgia each December with folding Christmas Origami and reliving the good old childhood days.

Nikita has been trying performing black magic for a while. She always misses out an ingredient or two while performing a magic ritual.

A couple of years ago an Indian celibate named Swami Sivananda received a lot of popularity after it was proven that he is the oldest human being alive on the planet. He was 120 years old back then, he must be around 122 now. He attributed his longevity to not eating spicy food at all, performing yoga everyday and last but not the least – Celibacy. Nikita claims that celibacy has nothing to do with longevity and Swami Sivananda is lucky that he didn’t get prostate or testicular cancer due to lifelong celibacy. She even doubts that Swami Sivananda has even been celibate throughout these 122 years.

Nikita is very much interested in Hinduism, not because of its morals, values and virtues, but for the different sects of magics that it contains. She is very much interested in Aghoras, Aghoris, Tantra, Black Magic and other occult practices practiced there.

Spiritual dude advertises his massage parlour on a radio and folds Christmas Origami with his nephews and nieces



Jules Toth recently made a trip to India and he was amazed to see people worshiping rivers, mountains, fire, almost everything that the Indian people come across – they worship it. Jules was scared all the time that these people don’t start worshiping him. They were all looking at him like they never saw a Foreigner before although Jules saw several other foreigners around as well. The girls were staring at Jules like crazy and that’s what made him hire a Foreign escort in Mumbai that very night.

Jules comprehends that the most valuable use of his time is to manage, administer and expand his business but he has been wasting the same lately in traveling and exploring different cultures, nations and traditions.

The Christmas season is on and while Jules’s nephews and nieces are not around with him yet, they soon will be and they will waste at least a couple of complete days of his folding Christmas Origami with him. Jules loves to be with his nephews and nieces but he has got tons of better things to do.

Jules owns a massage parlour in his country that has a very wide variety of masseuses. His main source of advertising are a couple of radio networks. He has been using the radio networks only to advertise his massage parlour for the past couple of years and it has never disappointed him. The ROI IS 2100% and that’s why he is not willing to advertise through any other medium. Radio advertising has got him forever or may be for as long as his massage parlour survives. He has real exotic chicks down in his massage parlour, he has those Hungarian, Jewish, Turkish, Libyan, Arabian, Serbian, Moldovan and Austrian chicks. I think he should rename his massage parlour to Ottoman Massage Centre going by the nationalities of the girls in his massage parlour.

Hypocrite Independent Indonesian Intelligence Agency founder makes regular trips to the Sexy Massage Parlours of Goa



Agus Nur from West Jakarta, Indonesia, recently built an intelligence agency whose members are required to be celibate, a rare thing among Muslims. He likes to keep his trips to Goa massage parlours, a secret among his followers and employees.

Although Agus likes to have fun with the Indian girls a lot, he doesn’t have much of positive things to say regarding the religion of Hinduism. He claims that Hinduism is one of the fakest religions, they go with the flow, which means that they change themselves with time and claim that it all has been taught in their religion, whereas it hasn’t been in reality.

Agus claims on his official blog that the rape threats on the internet have increased a lot since the villages of the Southeast Asia and Africa got internet connections. He claims that himself and all the members of his intelligence agency have been trying to combat such threats with all their power lately.

Agus believes that the religious leaders should not be given any respect at all while the business leaders should be given a lot of respect. It is really something rare to come out of an Indonesian mouth and I applaud the hypocrite Agus Nur for it.

Agus claims that he has the secret information that the Chevrolet has been putting a lot of pressure on the governments to name an Asteroid after it.

Agus claims to be personally familiar with several Rocket Scientists and he says that they all have one thing in common – they are all camera-shy.

Agus and his team have been trying to investigate the Talibanis who first gangraped and then killed an Afghan woman wearing skirt. He believes that he and his team are very near to come to the conclusion of it.

Agus believes that the disputed Province called Kashmir in the Indian subcontinent will soon be divided into three parts – Indian Kashmir, Pakistani Kashmir aka Azad (Free) Kashmir and Swarg Kashmir. He claims that the Pakistan will rename its area of Kashmir to Islampura as soon as they get the complete hold of it and the Swarg Kashmir would be a totally independent nation till the USA take over.

Agus believes in the theory given to the Muslims by the Sunni Islamic Scholar of Ancient Times – Ibn Asakir, that there is a planet completely made of gold and whoever finds that planet becomes eternally young and immortal.