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Essex News Reporter Bought A Special Laptop Just To Play Korean Porn Flicks



Gabriel Sarv from Essex, England, is a Sex Blogger and News Reporter, who appreciates Korean women for they never forget to wear a lipstick before the love-making session. He writes they don’t care if their man likes it or not; They don’t care if their man hates the lipstick marks all over his body including his lips and the dick, and those flicks on koreanpornmovie.com are the proof.

When Gabriel was a teenager, a friend of his told him that nobody fucks as good as a woman who was raised in an orphanage. He followed this advice of his friend and dated and married none other than orphan Korean women. He says that was the best advice that he ever received.

Gabriel hates that women don’t wear as much jewellery anymore. He attributes it to the hormone lowering contraceptive pills, feminism and a few other causes for the same. He believes Adolf Hitler used to ask Eva Braun to wear as many jewellery she could whenever he was in the mood for some fucking.

Gabriel has been campaigning online for the popularization of the jewellery among the women belonging to every sexual orientation. He believes the women of the Asia, especially Korea, Japan and China, would be the first to embrace the jewellery, mainly bangles again.

Gabriel writes he is not much concerned with the women of the Indian Subcontinent, as the mentioned jewellery are already popular there.

Gabriel writes any American who says that Joe Biden will not be a good President will also tell his son-in-law that his daughter will not be a good wife.

Gabriel writes petroleum jelly is a very overrated sexual lubricant for the men, especially when it has been clinically proven again and again to be harmful for the penile skin health. He suspects the manufacturers of petroleum jelly pay the journalists and their bosses a good sum of money to hide the side-effects of petroleum jelly on penile health.

Latin Women Living In The 1st World Waiting For You On Vibra Game



Tiny women from Latin America are as much of freaks as their larger counterparts. Black women cannot compare to the kinkiness of their Hispanic counterparts. No Way!

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Andrel Rares from Carbondale, Illinois, is a Retired Pornstar and Sex Blogger, who believes the Russian, Romanian and Ukrainian Porn Studios combined will outdo all of the Western European and North American Porn Studios in terms of revenue by 2025.

Andrel claims that the female escorts globally, without a single exception fuck you better in your hotel room than at their incall location.

Andrel has all his mattresses stuffed with condoms, lubricants and sexual stimulants. He believes that applying almond oil mixed with Indian spices cured his Erectile Dysfunction.

Women with Chronic Kidney Diseases hate to fuck or even give a Blowjob but the ones with the heart diseases are freaks.

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Andrel writes women who do adjust their boobs a lot in the public are the ones who are the most shy to show the same in private with the sole exception of the women on Chaturbate. Learn how to Allow Access To Your Sex Cams Chaturbate on Vibra Game.

Andrel writes they screwed up Madisin Lee – The German Porsntar a big time. He writes she was the hottest sensation back in 2013, but now she is nowhere, thanks to the lenient measures taken by the porn industry against STDs lately. She disappeared due to the fear of getting a STD.

The looks of the woman matter more than how good she fucks for some, the opposite is the case with the others. Some are very particular that they get the best of both worlds, others are just happy that they have a woman in their life to hang around and sleep with.

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Andrel has a 10 inch long cock and it is more of a curse than a boon to him especially because since he got married. His wife always thinks that he fucks around. He has to take her everywhere along when he is out of the city otherwise she always thinks that he is on a sex tour, instead of a business tour.

Those Vixen Studio Goddesses Apply Jasmine Oil To Their Pretty Pink Pussies Each Night Before Sleeping



Teresa Schuler from Medora, North Dakota, is a Physics Teacher and Sex Blogger, who always dresses up in white and that includes her undergarments as well.

Teresa is a bisexual woman who says that watching a short dude fucking a tall woman is more fun than watching vice versa.

Teresa writes each time she is forced to stay celibate due to the circumstances, gets into arguments all the time.

Teresa heatens up her butt plugs in the Microwave before using those whenever there is no man around to fuck her in the ass.

Teresa believes over 40% of the sexual sessions after 2040 will be threesomes, foursomes or orgies.

Teresa massages her pussy with Jasmine Oil everyday to keep it nice and fragrant.

Teresa has been working on inventing a technology that will mark the pussy red or green, according to the woman’s mood. She writes the technology is mainly targeted for the married couples so that they can have a sex as vigorous each time as you see in those vixen free porn videos.

Teresa claims a Tantric Guru from India once told her that there are evidences in the Hindu Scriptures conveying Hindu Goddesses used dildos as well, just their dildos used to be as big as missiles.

Teresa’s current boyfriend started working out 6 months ago. Working out has made his dick stiffer but has greatly reduced his libido and sexual stamina. She has to work too hard nowadays to get him in the mood.

Teresa believes the secret of evolution is hidden in the secret of ovulation.

Teresa married 2 different 6 footers twice in the past. Both got bored of sex within less than a year.

Bodybuilder Ghostwrites Thai Sex Movies And Refers To Step-Sex As ‘Sex in Paradise’



Evelyn Pena from Velva, North Dakota, is a Sex Blogger and Businesswoman, who claims that men who produce thicker but thinner precum mostly suffer with PE, the ones who produce thinner semen and thinner precum suffer with both ED and PE, the men who produce thick precum irrespective of how thick their semen is, are the real deal.

Evelyn is a bodybuilder whose forearms are thicker than those of her husband’s.

Evelyn claims to have partook in all sorts of fetishes that you can imagine including rimjob but she never took it all inside her mouth (deepthroat).

Evelyn claims she regularly sends storylines for free to major porn studios including BangBros, NaughtyAmerica, and Brazzers. Most of her storylines are incest based, mainly the half or step ones. So, the next time you watch a Thai Sex Movie, say thanks to the ghostwriter Evelyn for it.

Evelyn lives right next to her parents. Her parents know it well what’s going on when she screams out loud. She says she finds it too hard to confront them the very next day.

Evelyn claims there are more asexual White Women in Cincinnati, Ohio, than any other US city, no wonder why so many men turn Catholic priests for life in Cincinnati, Ohio.

Evelyn writes for a woman, reading while laying down increases her sexual libido whereas reading while you are standing does the exact opposite.

Evelyn has been writing a sexual gospel for the past 19 months now, she is going to name it ‘Gospel of Sex in Paradise’. She claims it is going to be the best erotic read of all times.

Psychologist From ND Rubs Her Pussy Looking At Thai Porn Or Wojak Memes



Amreen Kaur from Bottineau, North Dakota, is a Psychologist by day and a Sex Blogger by night, who says that Black men may have more stamina, but it is the White cock that feels the best inside any of a woman’s holes. She adds a Black Cock is not much superior to a Big Black Dildo.

As a Sikh woman, Amreen feels that the sex positive aspects of the Guru Granth Sahib are too often misunderstood.

Amreen writes the most embarrassing moment for her life was when her husband found her rubbing her pussy to some Wojak memes.

Amreen Kaur’s husband always reports that her mouth feels so much better on the days when she is going through a menstrual cycle. He is a student of Psychology who believes Aristotle got more Poontang than any other Philosopher in the history.

As a Psychologist, Amreen keeps meeting some of the weirdest patients including this guy who came to her and said that he started noticing the side-effects of ejaculation during his teenage years. He told her that once he went to the college after ejaculating twice to the Thai Porn (ดูหนังโป๊) in the shower, felt dizzy for the rest of the day in the college and after coming back home.

He went to the extent of telling the Psychologist Amreen Kaur “Honestly, there’s something about celibacy/chastity/purity/brahmacharya/hardmode nofap, that makes you feel like you can take over the world.”

He also mentioned his fear of getting a wet dream. He mentioned that lusting after eGirls, reduces his chances of getting a wet dream and that’s why he is chasing those eGirls all the time.

It is Gyeongnam Happy Ending Massage vs World of Sex Cams



It is really miraculous how athletic the BBWs become during a sex session. An average BBW pussy is more juicy than a huge exotic orange and hotter than a Microwave Oven put at the highest temperature, and it is a well-known fact among the BBW lovers (fuckers).

There is this BBW wife of one of my good friends, who would feel pain in her spine the next day of having anal sex with my friend or other guys, whom they regular meet using Swinger websites. If you don’t know what a Swinger or Swinger Sex is, just watch one of the Czech wife swap videos and know for yourself.

I don’t know if you know this already that listening to the rock music for over an hour a day and receiving tan for 2 hours a day, at least 5 days a week, increases sexual stamina by about 60%. No wonder why so many sex-crazed serial killers listened to the rock music all the time and the notorious serial/contract killer – Richard Kuklinski was often found taking a sun tan at the coastal city nearby his town.

I personally love taking a tan at the Gyeongnam Beach in South Korea and after my sun-tan session is over, I go to a nearby Gyeongnam Massage Branch for some memorable adult entertainment which is as much fun as chatting to one of the hottest women on world of sex cams.

Last time, I met this marvel of a masseuse at a Gyeongnam massage parlour. She was a scientist, model, a Youtuber and a masseuse, all at once. A 3-hour massage session with her didn’t cost me as much as you would think and it was perhaps the best time of my life. I can’t wait to go back to her again.

Only if the Western Women were as committed to their marriage as those Voluptuous Asian MILFs



Reginald Alston from Bakersfield, California, is a top divorce lawyer, who says that one of the biggest reasons for divorce has always been the man forcing his wife for sodomy in a drunken state. He adds that only if the Western women were as obeying and committed to their husband as their Asian MILF counterparts.

Reginald writes on his blog that he does his best to avoid women. He claims to have read every possible book that he could find on the subject and some of those he read more than once. He says the problem is that he is not the one inviting those women around himself. it’s his friends, neighbours, colleagues, brothers, cousins, and he can’t really come out and say that he is part of a cult called r/semenretention, so he just tries to keep the things moving, but claims that due to his Semen Retention magnetism, those women end up talking to him even though he doesn’t directly begin talking with them. He brags that he is the life of the party type as he always brings up interesting topics when in groups of people, the girls then end up gravitating to him and joining his conversations, asking him questions, trying to get him to start talking, which once he does, ends up in a fucking session.

Reginald brags that it only takes 2 hours for a random girl to get ready to have sex with him. He always uses the protection even though he doesn’t like it.

Women preferred Big and Aesthetic Cocks for a Blowjob even when the Kamasutra was written



Tanya Laverty from Essex, Massachusetts, is a sex blogger, who writes on her blog that more married couple meet each other on Omegle than the Facebook.

Tanya claims to have studied the case of Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky very well. She writes on her blog that Bill Clinton didn’t enjoy Monica Lewinsky all alone but he also did favor to his friends that were blessed down there whom he knew since the college days and Monica delighted in giving them all big cock blowjob.

Tanya agrees with Indian Guru OSHO’s claim that the real cause of hysteria is ghosts having sex with an overly sexual woman who has repressed and suppressed her sexual desires greatly.

Tanya also believes that during the ancient times, the people from all across the globe, used to travel to India to learn the art of Kamasutra.

Tanya writes that the best thing about the current century is that the grannies were never so beautiful before. She further adds that one can verify it easily by watching the old shows and comparing the 50+ aged women in those shows to the modern day grannies.

Tanya believes that open marriages are the future and the institution of marriage will die if it ain’t for the open marriages.

Tanya believes that the world couldn’t have been what it is today if it weren’t for the World Association for Sexual Health (WAS) and their awards like a gold medal. She adds that this gold medal keeps the sexologists and other sex experts work so hard and so brilliantly and their work in the field if sexology is what has been giving people enough substance for a happy sex life and it goes without saying that a happy sex life = happy society.

A New Sexual Revolution Each Year Has Been Making It Easier To Meet Random Sexy Women



Jim Lawson from North Dakota, lived in UAE for 5 years and the only Arabic word that he learnt while living there was ‘Habibi’. He calls his wife – Terra, habibi all the time and she loves him for that.

Both Jim and Terra believe that the real sexual revolution started with free internet porn. They both say that all the so-called sexual revolutions that took place before didn’t do much.

Terra is a career woman and she is out abroad on a business trip for at least 6 months in a year. When she is not around, Jim regularly does meet sexy women. Last time when she was not in North Dakota, Jim dated a Half-Kashmiri, Half-Iranian Woman, he says she is the best fuck he has ever had.

Jim Lawson claims that Lauren Lake of Reality TV Show – Paternity Court is a relative of one of the most popular Black Pornstars of all times – Diamond Jackson, but there is no way that she is ever going to acknowledge this fact, although Diamond wants Lauren to do it.

Jim says that he is not impressed with the quality of passion for sex of the most modern American pornstars that joined the industry after the financial year 2015. He says before that, most pornstars used to be highly passionate for sex but since the porn became too mainstream and when we are living in the time when an ugly and non-passionate actress like Mia Khalifa happens to be the most popular pornstar for the past couple of years, what else can one expect.

Escort YouTuber claims Erection Increases Creativity in Men



Storm Adolphson is a huge fan of the motivational speaker, time management expert and author – Brian Tracy. Just 6 hours ago, she saw the one and only video of Brian Tracy getting interviewed by the popular Youtuber – Chalene Johnson. Storm never saw Brian speaking such a low tone before and his charisma and magnetism was completely down in that video, according to her; Storm attributes all this to Brian having an erection while giving the interview. She claims her clients when she used to work as an escort in South Goa, used to have the same tone while talking to her if they had an erection.

Storm herself is a Youtuber who is struggling to more views and subscribers. Storm works 3 different brief hourly wage jobs and she is really struggling to make it big online.

According to Storm, money is the greatest blessing for a human being. Storm wants to buy a Volvo S60 Cross Country so badly, currently she catches buses to go from one place to another, but she is certain that soon enough she will be driving her dream car, ‘a Volvo S60’.

Storm says that there is no such thing as good luck and being an atheist, she claims that spirit and soul are also just myths.

Storm is an atheist but she prefers Buddhism and Hinduism over Abrahamic religions any day. The first thing that Storm does after getting up is Yoga. She has been doing yoga for 90 minutes everyday for the past 15 months and she claims that her self-image has improved a lot since she started doing yoga.

Storm is a bachelor herself and her one and only sister – Terry is married to her high school sweetheart – Anthony. Terry has 2 beautiful kids, one son and one daughter, aged 7 and 9. Storm likes to visit her sister’s home on the weekends and play simple origami folding with her nephew and niece.